Stiati ca?

[mimima]

 

Nu mult a lipsit sa rateze...

[Simi ON]

Ciupanezu nu cunoaste notiunea de concediu?

[umbrella]

Doar pe cea de SRL

[MAS]

Comunistule!

[Scufi]

http://money.cnn.com/2016/02/01/technology/microsoft-underwater-data-center/index.html

 

Nu o sa-ti vina sa crezi ce face Microsoft cu serverele! 

[Scufi]

astia s-au trezit cu platforma de foraj la mal

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS96LB49gq4

[Bogdan]

Astia au folosit de multa vreme racirea pe apa. Imi amintesc ca acum vreo 10 ani sau mai mult am citit ca in sediul lor utilizau racirea pe apa. Calculatoarele erau toate conectate la un sistem central de racire. 

[LEU]

BEFORE & AFTER: ELVIS PRESLEY'S BMW 507 HAS BEEN INCREDIBLY RESTORED

The King of Rock and Roll was more than just a Cadillac guy.

 

 

 

http://airows.com/automotive/elvis-presley-bmw-507-restored

[F&F]

On December 21 1958 , Elvis leased a BMW 507 from BMW Glöckler.

The price seemed very reasonable - the equivalent of $3,750 USD, instead of $7,160 for a brand new one. Not understanding the contract written in German Elvis thought he was buying the car.

But no, he later learned it was only on lease and had to be returned when he left Germany.

[Bogdan]

Asta inseamna ca Similea > Elvis. El nu doar cumpara masina, dar ii si plateste impozitul dupa ce o vinde. Asta inseamna sa fii S I M I L E Aâ„¢.

[Simi ON]

SALOPETÄ‚*

[F&F]

Cu alte cuvinte, Elvis plătea ca să facă reclamă la bmw.

[F&F]

[Scufi]

http://www.jaguar.co.uk/about-jaguar/jaguar-classic/classic-continuations.html

 

pff, daca aveti bani

 

1 milion lire bucata, mai rare ca aventador si altele 

Edited August 10, 2016 by Scufi

[Scufi]

http://adevarul.ro/cultura/istorie/neagu-djuvara-istoric-regele-mihai-trebuia-ramana-sarac-curat-1_5449e4330d133766a8319124/index.html

[Simi ON]

Va certați cam mult in lipsa mea?

[Scufi]

da, esti ca doamna diriginta, cand intri in clasa se face liniste. 

[Simi ON]

Da, sa va taiati unghiile

[Bogdan]

E porumbelul pacii.

da, esti ca doamna diriginta, cand intri in clasa se face liniste. 

Untrue.

[Scufi]

untold 

[Bogdan]

Say uncle.

[Scufi]

ciupalanberg 

[Simi ON]

Ciupa la joacă

Asta inseamna sa fii S I M I L E Aâ„¢.

[umbrella]

Corect

 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=similac&rlz=1Y3GQQX_roRO616RO616&prmd=isnv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjnx9jK-7vOAhVJGsAKHTxQA7cQ_AUIBygB&biw=360&bih=559&dpr=3#tbm=isch&q=similea&imgrc=ED5ZR7MN2rchwM%3A

[Simi ON]

Rares are burta plină de vinete.