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Trei tipi: un roman, un tigan si un ungur pescuiesc. La un moment dat li se incurca unditele si prind toti 3 un pestisor de aur. 
Pestisorul le zice ca din cauza ca toti 3 l-au scos din apa va indeplini o singura dorinta la fiecare. 
Ungurul zice eu vreau ca toti ungurii sa fie in Ungaria si sa fie bogati si fericiti. Dispare. 
Tiganu zice eu vreau ca toti tiganii sa fie in India fericiti, bogati. Dispare. 
Romanu' se uita in toate partile si il intreba pe pestisor: 
- Ungurii is in Ungaria? 
- Da. 
- Toti? 
- Da. 
- Si tiganii in India ? 
- Da. 
- Toti? 
- Da 
Se uita la pestisor si zice: 
- Mie da-mi un cola light.

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asta-i in Ucraina ? sa-mi bag pla, astia au jucat prea mult Age of Empires vorba ta.

 

bine, ala cu sita de macaroane in cap este tatal lor.

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Da. Evul Mediu la 2 pasi.

 

Si aia cu preotii e tare. Stii ca in AOE preotii vindecau soldatii si le dadeau incredere, ceva de genul.

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